"i’m not a one direction fan but" why are u like this? who hurt you? not harry styles why are u doing this to him?
#okay, kid. camera’s rolling say hello #hiiiii #state your name, age and where you’re from? #name’s harry…i’m 19 from holmes chapel in cheshire… #right harry i need you to feel at home, okay? just relax and mess around a bit, give it a moment to really touch yourself so you can tease them, got that? #yes sir #right, let’s do this, lube’s on the right hand drawer, get comfortable.
Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)
The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.
I don’t care.
When you announce your Timothy Horton’s run and everyone is being indecisive as hell
this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that
old clocktower converted into a penthouse
reading gay smut on ur phone when ur family is around
Me: “O-oh boy, gay smut. Oh, nom nom nom-“
Mom: “WHATCHA GOT THERE BABE?!”
Me: “Awww, not again.”
Mom: “Reading Fanfiction again?”
Mom: “A sexy and smuty gay Fanfiction?”
Me: “Yes, mom.”
Mom: “Send it to me later!”
My baby is a 10, we dressing to the 9, he pick me up we 8, make me feel so lucky 7, he kiss me in his 6, we be making love in 5, still the one I do this 4, I’m trying to make a 3, from that 2, he still the 1.